Honda Civic Funny Hits Dear Memes
Honda is oldest car make in the world. It was mentioned in the bible!
"And the apostles were all in Accord"
As a patriot, I have decided to buy my next Honda directly from Japan and pay the necessary tariffs.
It will...be my Civic duty.
I recently bought a used Honda subcompact car.
It seemed like a good Fit.
I heard Honda came out with a new car for pirates...
It's the Civic Type ARR!
A girl invited me to have sex on her Honda Civic
But i like to have sex on my own Accord
My Honda Civic was banned from the drive-in movies
They say it contains a huge spoiler.
I made that up on the spot and told it to my kid. He told me it's not funny and it's a horrible joke. 😟
Conversation regarding YouTuber Therapist "Dr Honda" I had with my girlfriend
My girlfriend brought up a YouTuber therapist named Dr. Honda...
What follows is a transcription of our conversation
Me: I hope he helps his patients find Accord in their lives
Her: Well therapy is only one Element to success
Me: He's just doing his Civic duty
Her: He gives them Clarity and Insight
Me: On their Odyssey through life
They caught me selling knockoff paintings from the back of my Honda Odyssey, so they impounded my car.
It was really sad to see my Van Gogh.
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I head back to the Honda dealership to purchase a truck, but instead I Tacoma Toyota.
I also knew someonewho felt morally obligated to drive an economy sized Honda
She felt it was her Civic duty
The CEO of Honda was fired yesterday, and had to be physically removed from his office
He didn't want to leave on his own Accord.
The CEO of Honda was fired, and the cops were called to remove him from his office.
He refused to leave on his own Accord.
My son and I both have Honda's and he's a photographer. I told him it would be nice to get a photo of the cars.
He took one, but not of his own accord.
What did the police officer say when he caught the artist speeding in a Honda Odyssey?
Man you really make that Van Gogh!
Why was Hulk banned from the Honda dealership?
He was throwing a Fit.
My girlfriend refused to have sex on my Honda civic.
She said she will do it on her own Accord.
Did you know the biblical apostles carpooled around in a Honda?
The Bible says they were of one Accord.
Jesus drove a Honda, it says in the Bible:
"For I did not speak of my own Accord" John 12:49
My wife and I couldn't agree on whether to get a Honda or a Toyota.
But we came to an Accord.
Did you know that Jesus drove a Honda, but didn't like to talk about it?
He always said "for I do not speak of my own Accord"
The Hulk was upset, picked up a Honda, and tossed it.
He was throwing a Fit.
When my friend from New York City drove to Nebraska in his Honda SUV, he went for a walk in the countryside...
He was out of his Element.
I used to own a Ford subcompact, but it was stolen. So I bought a Honda SUV.
I've lost Focus and I'm completely out of my Element.
Does E. Honda from Street Fighter 2 have a Korean cousin named...
E. Hyundai?
Honda makes a special model just for Poland...
Honda Stivic
Why couldn't my Honda Civic fit in my garage?
Not enough vroom.
Went to a Honda dealership trying to buy a car.
Dad says "so we have reached and Accord"
I wonder if the mechanics at the Honda dealership had to take a Civics lesson...
If you want to ride in my 1967 Honda S800, you gotta have some bread
cuz my antique honda don't want none unless you got buns, hun.
I was pretty mad when a bird pooped all over my Honda right after I washed it
But I guess it was only doing its Civic doody.
What do you call a leaking Honda Civic?
A Honda Sieveic
Just sold my Honda element
Guess I am out of my element now.
What do you call the one Honda in France?
The Paris Accord.
Got my wife. She is car shopping, and looking at Hondas.
She saw an ad for a Honda Pilot, but it was sold when she called.
Me: So the Pilots are flying off the lot?
I drive a Honda Element
I'm coming back from my lunch break and get out of my car to see my friend walking out of the building and he yells to me...
"you're lookin a little out of your element"
My wife and I nearly got hit by a crazy man in a Honda Element, my wife noted that it was licensed out of state.
I watched the guy get out of his car and I hooked a thumb towards him and said "eh.. he's out of his element."
Anarchists would find difficulty working at Honda specialists.
They don't like a hierarchy handing down Civic duties.
I drive a Honda
Everywhere I go, it's of my own Accord.
For my next car, I'm going to buy a Honda directly from Japan and pay all the necessary tariffs.
It will be my Civic duty.
I have decided to buy a new Honda directly from Japan and pay all the tariffs.
It will be my Civic duty.
For my next car, I'm thinking of buying a Honda directly from Japan and pay all the tariffs.
It'll be my Civic duty.
A girl invited me to have sex on her Honda Civic
But i like to have sex on my own Accord
The CEO of Honda was fired and had to be escorted out of the building.
He did not leave on his own Accord.
Jesus drove a Honda, but never talked about it.
"For I do not speak of my own Accord."
Did you know? Jesus drove a Honda.
"I did not speak of my own accord." - John 12:49
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